“Hey, Brad,” I said to my buddy the other day. “Your date last night? You eat chocolate with her?”
“What do you think, dude? Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, you name it. She even.…umm....truffled me!”
“Wow!” I thought. Not every woman will do that.
“Seems like you’re eating chocolate with a lot of different women these days,” I said. “What’s your secret?”
“Once you get ‘em into your apartment, you put on the soft music, pour on the charm, then bring out the Godiva! Before you know it you’re both headed up the Hershey Highway, her with nuts and you without!’’
I had to admit I was jealous. I hadn’t eaten chocolate with a woman in years. Frankly, I’d been spending a lot of time at home on the internet looking at a site I’d found where this super hot redhead was taking on an entire Whitman’s Sampler! Naturally I’d be frantically pounding down M&Ms all the while watching!
Come on, don’t act so shocked! Like you haven't done that too!
I often wonder why we’re all of us just so damn obsessed with chocolate. As we all know, just about every guy on the planet wants to eat chocolate with as many attractive women as he can as often as he can.
Kinsey and Masters & Johnson tell us that women love chocolate just as much as men do, but they seem to be constructed differently. Most women, more or less, want to be in love with a guy before they’ll hop on his Mounds or eat his Almond Joy!
What? You don’t think this whole concept is funny? You’ve sorry you wasted a couple of minutes on it?