“Hey, Brad,” I said to my buddy the other day. “How was your date last night? You eat chocolate with her?”
“What do you think, dude? Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, you name it. She even.…umm....truffled me!”
“Wow!” Not every woman will do that.
“Seems like you’re eating chocolate with a lot of different women these days,” I said. “What’s your secret?”
“Once you get ‘em into your apartment, you put on the soft music, pour on the charm, then bring out the Godiva! Before you know it you’re both headed up the Hershey Highway, and she's loving those nuts!’’
I had to admit I was jealous.
I hadn’t eaten chocolate with a woman in years. Frankly, I’d been spending a lot of time at home on a website featuring this super hot redhead taking on an entire Whitman’s Sampler!
Naturally the whole time I’m frantically pounding down M&Ms.
Come on, don’t act so shocked! Like you haven't done that too!
Just about every guy on the planet wants to eat chocolate with as many attractive women as he can as often as he can. Kinsey and Masters & Johnson tell us that women love chocolate just as much as men do, but most women want to be in love with a guy before they’ll hop on his Mounds or eat his Almond Joy!
Oh, fudge it all!
Even in the chocolate world, men are from Mars and women are from Hershey's.