Trump-Bashing or Me-Bashing?

 

                           

It's a bit of a controversy.  

For someone who describes his comedy as featuring "Award-Winning Self Deprecation": 

and who also refers to the "Republican Party" as: 

THE UNITED QUISLING PARTY OF AMERICA

Formerly known as the Republican Party

I'm not quite sure if I'm better at Trump-Bashing or Me-Bashing.

Okay, whaddya think?

And, "Neither One" is not an acceptable answer!

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TRUMP-BASHING

Trump banner at the DOJ? Don't worry, in less than three years we'll be using it to wrap fish.

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Trump is slurring his words so badly these days it sounds like he's trying to speak French.

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Lindsey Graham about to climb back into his most favored perch on the planet. Looks like Trump is bracing for it.

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Trump says the Kennedy Center is "tired, broken, and dilapidated." Oh, wait, he was describing himself.

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Trump thinking he has a Nobel Peace Prize because Machado handed him a medal is like me thinking I'm dating Sydney Sweeney because somebody handed me a picture of her.

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You've heard of Narco-Terrorists? Here's a Narcolepsy Terrorist.

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Yeah, but the real disgrace was Obama wearing that tan suit.

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Trump's calling himself the "Acting President of Venezuela." Yep, Acting is correct. He's not a president, but he plays one on TV.

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Trump's not ruling out taking the Nobel Peace Prize by force.

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A rare candid shot of Bibi Netanyahu and his ventriloquist's dummy from behind.

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ME-BASHING

Don't wanna say my life is boring but I'm watching curling and my pulse is pounding.

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I guess I am old. I remember when the Old Testament was called the Middle-Aged Testament.

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Some people are known as unflappable. I'm so flappable you can experience a tsunami just by standing close to me.

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I was on Zoom yesterday and thought to try the feature that says "Touch Up My Appearance."

It replied "For you, there will be a nominal charge."

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I must be getting old. I find I'm starting to become aroused by pictures of warm milk.

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Do I have any role models?  Yes, anyone who isn't me.

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If there's one phase that fully describes me, it's "Be Positive."

That's my blood type, not my attitude.

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I wrote the book on self-deprecation.

Badly.
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I thought I was doing pretty well at comedy but last night after my set a woman came up to me and thanked me. I said "for what?"

She said "for the very interesting lecture on aging."

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So which is my jam? Trump-Bashing or Me-Bashing?

I'd leave it up to you to decide, but I cannot trust the judgment of someone so undiscriminating as to read anything I've written all the way through to the end!

Hmm ... I guess Me-Bashing wins.

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