Now There's ScamDuel, the Great New Betting Platform

I'll bet you have had enough, and so have we.

Tired of gambling on sports events with FanDeul, BetMGM, and those other related sports betting platforms?

We hear you. Gambling on whether the Phillies will once again blow it in the playoffs is getting tiresome and predictable.  (Hint:  A good bet says they will, sorry to say.)

Now there's ScamDuel, the great new betting program that enables you to bet on matters far beyond mere sporting results, point spreads, player stats, and related parlays.

Now you can bet on:

• Will Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claim vaccines cause pimples?

• Will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift break up and when?  How long will it take her to write a five billion dollar streamed song about it?

• How many Baby Boomers beyond two dozen know anything about Taylor Swift?

• Will Trump gain more weight than he weighs right now?  (Hint: Unless he really is ill, of course he will.)

 And most importantly,  

Will ScamDuel make us a shit ton of money with this new venture? (We're betting on it!)

Now you can gamble on all these things and more with ScamDuel.   

Download ScamDuel today! 

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(Gambling Problem?  Call 457-9000.  But Not Yet.)