Scandal Worse Than Watergate

 WASHINGTON D.C., September 14, 2013  ---  Calling it the worst scandal since Watergate, three prominent Republicans spoke out sharply today against Dunderheadgate, the latest scandal rocking the nation.

"Benghazi, the IRS, the Justice Department --- three brave and decent American scandals are dead and those responsible must be held accountable!" said Rep. Harrison Rye (R-KS).

"The deaths of these scandals are due to the shocking and potentially illegal behavior of the leadership of the Republican Party, including  Lindsey Graham, John McCain, Rand Paul and others," asserted Rep. Karen LaVie (R-OH).  "Instead of hurling baseless accusations, engaging in wholesale demagoguery, and endlessly grandstanding these scandals, they asked legitimate questions sincerely designed to elicit truth which weakened the three scandals to their untimely deaths."

"We have met with President Obama regarding Dunderheadgate," added Rep. Martin Canz (R-ND), "and he has agreed to work closely with us to ensure that a full investigation takes place and all responsible members of the GOP leadership pay the price!"

"With the able assistance of the President of the United States," said Congressman Rye, 
"we will bring down those responsible for the tragic deaths of these scandals and get back to the crucial  business of bringing down the President of the United States."

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