"What is it, Professor?" asked Dr. Kropotkin's young assistant, Maya Majoun.
"Remarkable, Maya!" exclaimed the Professor. "I
believe this is an extremely rare fossil find of the extinct species known as
Publius Telephonis. I've never seen one before!"
"Never heard of it, Professor. When did they thrive?"
"They roamed the planet freely throughout much of the 20th and
early 21st centuries, then mysteriously
vanished!"
"What happened?"
"We don't know, Maya, but we think an enormous meteor struck Earth,
wiping them out."
"Look over here, Professor! Smaller variations with the words
"I-Phone" and "Samsung" on them!"
"My God, Maya! Publius eggs!"
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Hold the phone, everyone! With the Friday Fictioneers picture prompt up top and my story below, I called in with exactly 100 words this week, precisely the amount the Professor (in this case, Rochelle Wisoff Fields) assigned.
You can strike many more finds most rare based on the prompt above if you plant your shovels and other tools of archaeological exploration right here. Dig in, folks.
Have a good weekend, and don't forget to guard your publius eggs!
ha ha ha ......
ReplyDeletegood use of paleontology.
Thanks, these little Samsungs are just everywhere!
DeleteI laughed. Which is good!
ReplyDeleteYou laughed at my stuff. Which is better!
Deletepublius eggs..but of course! I loved this tiny tale
ReplyDeleteAnd they make terrific Eggs Benedict too.
Deletelove it!!!
ReplyDeleteWonder what Bell would think of the next generation or eggs
Love you back, Leslie! Bell would have hurried to patent them if most accounts are true ...
DeleteLaughing Out Loud. This is wonderful. A pleasure to read! Funny and funnier and funniest all the way through! Thank you. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Penny, but I think you could have used at least one or two more derivatives of "funny" in your comment.
DeleteThat was wonderful, darling!
ReplyDeleteYou like it that much to call me "darling?" I knew my comedy would one day get me some chicks!
DeleteDon't be fooled. That wasn't Helen. It was Lisa Douglas from Green Acres. I'd recognize that accent anywhere.
DeleteLOL! Aside from the fact that she's dead, I wouldn't mind Eva Gabor either ...
DeleteHow wonderfully creative. Loved this. You nailed the dialogue, Professor Block!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Beth, but it's Maya Majoun and the Professor nailed the dialogue. I just channeled them.
DeleteLove it!
ReplyDeletejanet
Never knew you were so interested in paleontology, Janet!
Delete"Better to hold the phone than to get a kidney stone." Publius eggs ... HAHAHAHAHA! Terrific work, Perry! Great ending, too!
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks, I try to leave 'em laughing. Mostly, though, they just leave me.
DeletePerry< this was a stori-acus magnifi-centus!!!!!! Bravo-us!!!!
ReplyDeleteThankius from the heartius!
DeleteThat was funnnnny!
ReplyDeleteScott
Mine:
http://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2013/05/22/friday-fictioneers-52413-wrong-number-genre-humorous-pg13/
Thanks, Scooooott!
Deletelol. This was really good. Thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteYou've welcome for the laugh. I do expect it back when you're done with it.
DeleteVery funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you very!
DeleteEggs! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI always like my eggs LOL too! Yoke's less runny that way.
DeleteThe banter on this reminded me so much of Mr. Peabody and Sherman in those old cartoons on Rocky & Bullwinkle.
ReplyDeleteWhich a compliment, as I am a huge fan of the moose & squirrel.
Thanks!
Ken
I'm old enough to remember when Moose and Squirrel debuted in black and white. I'm glad that "now here's something you really liked!"
DeleteI'm sure this find will soon be on display in the museum at Havertown University. Well done, Mr. Peabody.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mr. Sherman. The University of Havertown, being a diploma mill, won't be able to afford it or the eggs. And ain't Fridays grand when I get so many lovely comments on my posts as opposed to every other day when I'm lucky if I get one ... namely YOURS!
DeleteFantastic! and fantastically funny. I am still chuckling. I do like the down home style of these future curators...
ReplyDeleteAnd the two down home curators like your comments too! Keep chuckling.
DeleteHaha! Very clever indeed! I love these two characters. Not since The Professor and Marianne have a Professor and a girl with a name that sounds almost like Marianne had so much chemistry together. I hope they go to their special singles bar to celebrate. :D
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly sure if romance will bloom for the Professor and Maya. For one, there's the age difference. For another, I have the hots for Maya and in that instance, the even greater age difference be damned! Thanks, Linda ...
DeleteEggs for eggheads?
ReplyDeleteDon't let them hear you say that or they'll pummel you with their paleontology notebooks!
DeleteDear Perry,
ReplyDelete...hold on a minute...I have an incoming on my iPublius Egg. Ah...wrong number...
Great bit of ancient humor. Mazel tov on doing it in only 100 world. Has a nice ring to it.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Yes, Maya and I were resolved to get this one to fit. The Professor is a little verbose (not I!) so the two of us teamed up to quiet him down. Now he's yakking over those eggs nonstop about his find!
DeleteA rare find, indeed. There will be lots of fun stories to read from this prompt. I'm just getting started.
ReplyDeleteDon't let me hold you up!
DeleteI love the idea of roaming telephone boxes and their eggs! :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you like that, because it frightens some people that they once ruled the earth!
DeleteI laughed. Out loud. :-D
ReplyDeleteThanks. I heard you.
DeleteClever and funny, what's not to like!
ReplyDeleteOdd, but people that know me seem to find plenty. Thanks for writing!
DeleteAmusing, as always.
ReplyDeleteCharmed, as always.
DeleteEgg-sellently constructed indeed! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Anne. You're the apple of my eye!
DeleteLOLLL!!
ReplyDeleteLOLLL!! back atcha!
Deletelol funny as always ^^
ReplyDeleteThank ya!
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