The New Logo For The United Quisling Party of America

 

                         

THE UNITED QUISLING PARTY OF AMERICA

Formerly known as the Republican Party

I've developed this new name and logo for the Republican Party.  The gentleman in the logo is Vidkun Quisling, one of the most famous traitors of all time.

Everyone in the Republican Party from Mike Johnson to John Thune to Lindsay Graham to Marjorie Taylor should now be called: 

                                             

United Quislings

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I only wish it could be implemented for real.

Trump Just Poking A Little Bit of Fun

 

According to Vice President JD Vance President Trump was just "poking a little bit of fun" when he posted the above deep fakes of Minority House Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer that were not only profoundly racist but also idiotic and unbelievably puerile for the supposed leader of the Free World.

  But that's not all:

News Item:  Trump has ordered actor and activist Mark Ruffalo arrested and deported  and has mandated that Jon Voight be cast in any roles originally slated for Ruffalo.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune: Oh, that's just President Trump poking a little bit of fun.

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News Item: Trump has sent American Troops to Canada, Greenland, Barbados, and Vatican City to conquer them and create the 51st, 52nd, 53rd and 54th states of the United States "with more to come."

Speaker Mike Johnson:  Oh, that's just President Trump poking a little bit of fun.

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News Item:  Trump has unleashed multiple hydrogen bombs all throughout the planet and most of the Earth is in ruins.

Vice President JD Vance:  Oh, that's just President Trump poking a little bit of fun.

We should all be able to poke as much fun in our lives.

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Just poking a little bit of fun.

Pete Hegseth, Late Night TV Huckster

 

 I'm Secretary of Hot War Pete Hegseth!  In  line with my compelling speech on Warrior Ethos a few days ago, I'm coming to you on ABC, CBS and any other radical left crazy TV broadcast stations we can make money on with an amazing offer!

Most warriors over 40 look in the mirror and see this:

When they could be seeing this:

 Yes, today's warriors need to be trim, fit, and male. And there will be no more beards, long hair, or superficial individual expression. But worst of all is a warrior with undereye bags!

Nothing indicates lack of readiness to hunt, attack, and kill our enemies than looking like you've been up all night drinking, which, umm, I never have been!

But now there's Particle Face Cream which will reduce those undereye bags to fighting size to make you look great as you rip the lungs out of the Enemy Within in Portland Oregon!

And fellas: it will make those few women who remain in our armed services after we kick most of them out look younger and hotter! Ah-Whooo!

Particle Face Cream has six clinically proven ingredients.  Do I know what they are? Of course not, who cares?

So, generals and admirals and even lowly warriors, through this special TV offer on this radical left crazy woke television station, Particle Face Cream is now available for the low, low price of only $99.99 per tube but hey, I'm only getting half of that! 

Of course Trump is getting the other half, naturally.

Get Yourself Particle Face Cream today!

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[BTW, Garish tattoos are fine and dandy!]