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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

The Curse of the Queen (FF)


Professor Kropotkin was elated!  There in the sand he made an incredible find.

"Is that the royal necklace of Queen Nefertitty?" asked his young assistant Bart Bannerman.

"That's Nefertiti," replied Kropotkin, "and yes. I just hope there isn't a curse."

Back in New York City the Professor presented the fabled necklace to his wife Janie. Immediately her breasts grew three sizes.

"Oh, no!" cried Janie.  "There is a curse to the Necklace of Nefertitty!" 

"That's Nefertiti," replied Kropotkin. "And there is no curse." 

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So shoot me, this is what I thought of. Hey, you try being a 65 year old balding guy who's been totally out of the action since almost the time of Nefertiti, and let's see what you come up with!

I'm sure the other Friday Fictioneers will be much more socially acceptable in their takes upon the above picture prompt and you can find out by clicking here. 

I only hope Russell doesn't mess up what I just said.

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40 comments:

  1. C. E. AyrNovember 4, 2015 at 1:29 PM

    Um, yes, okay, it is amusing.

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 4, 2015 at 1:40 PM

      Yes, thanks, but even I'm grossed out. That says something.

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  2. RussellNovember 4, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Talk about the goose that laid the golden egg, if you had this necklace you could open your own breast enhancement shop right there in Havertown. Hollywood starlets would flock to you in droves, begging to receive the "necklace treatment" for a few hours. You could also run a lingerie boutique in the back called Perry's Secret.

    Man, you old bald Jews have all the luck.

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 4, 2015 at 6:16 PM

      Yes, we do. That "three times a lady" technique is sure to earn me a fortune. I'm not a great big boob after all!

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  3. UnknownNovember 4, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    I like these glimpses into your weirdo mind.

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 4, 2015 at 6:18 PM

      Thanks, but I was about to ask you if there's treatment for it.

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  4. Perry BlockNovember 4, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    One person's curse is another person's bounty. I like that way of putting it!

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  5. plaridelNovember 4, 2015 at 7:21 PM

    the professor got lucky he didn't try it on himself first. :)

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 2:31 PM

      I think the nation might have gotten lucky on that one as well!

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  6. AnonymousNovember 4, 2015 at 7:44 PM

    Where is that titi beach with all the sand?
    I want to get a necklace for my wife.
    Randy

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 2:32 PM

      I kind of figured that, Randy. I wish I knew where it is.

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  7. AliciaNovember 4, 2015 at 7:52 PM

    A curse or a blessing. A curse or a blessing. A ....

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    1. DaleNovember 4, 2015 at 8:39 PM

      Don't put that thing near me! (In my case, a curse... ;-) )

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    2. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 2:32 PM

      I'll go with blessing, I think.

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  8. Courtney Wright November 4, 2015 at 11:51 PM

    Oh your bad!!! :-P
    That wasn't exactly a curse!! LOL!

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 3:16 PM

      Thanks, Courtney. But when I'm bad, I'm good. Sort of.

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  9. Deborah DruckerNovember 5, 2015 at 12:08 AM

    Interesting what the image can inspire. I think he should be fair and put on the necklace and lets see what happens. :)

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 3:17 PM

      He'll become Caitlyn Jenner? Sorry, that really was a cheap one!

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  10. Sandra CrookNovember 5, 2015 at 2:50 AM

    I don't know where you get them from, Perry. Your mind must be a wondrous place. :)

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 3:18 PM

      It's wondrous but I really need to get someone in there to clean every now and then.

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  11. P.S. JoshiNovember 5, 2015 at 3:36 AM

    Your mind wanders to hilarious places, Perry. I hope the ghost of Queen Nefertiti doesn't come back and really send a curse your way. Well done. :D --- Suzanne

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 3:19 PM

      That's "Nefertitty!" Oh, wait, no, you got it right.

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  12. Rochelle Wisoff-FieldsNovember 5, 2015 at 5:36 AM

    Dear Perry,

    I have nothing to say, as instructed on Facebook. Backing out of the room now.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 3:20 PM

      I might have known you could take bogus direction.

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  13. margireneNovember 5, 2015 at 5:50 AM

    That's some curse, and a funny story.

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 5, 2015 at 3:20 PM

      They should have had that curse when I was a teenager --- and a lot afterwards too.

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  14. Snow's Fissures and FracturesNovember 5, 2015 at 9:01 AM

    Oh my, I almost fell out of my chair. :D Loved it!

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  15. brudbergNovember 5, 2015 at 4:01 PM

    Ha.. that was a-musing... Of course no curse :-)

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  16. Gah LearnerNovember 7, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    Three sizes? That poor woman. It's a curse! Made me chuckle, though. :)

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  17. AnonymousNovember 7, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    So funny, I laughed my way through. This would be a dream necklace and sell like hotcakes! Nice one, Perry.

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 9, 2015 at 12:09 AM

      Yes, and if it can work on more than one girlfriend at a time it's a bargain at any price!

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  18. DawnNovember 9, 2015 at 4:56 PM

    Glad to hear the professor was elated, now how to get his wife deflated?

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    1. Perry BlockNovember 10, 2015 at 2:54 AM

      I'm not sure but I surmise,
      He was happy for her to retain that size

      I like your poem better.

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  19. SubrotoNovember 9, 2015 at 7:29 PM

    I like how your mind thinks. Next stop for the prof would be to sell healing waters of Lake Titicaca.

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  20. i b aroraNovember 10, 2015 at 3:17 AM

    what a great find!!!

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