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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Better Than He Imagined

This one is almost too easy ...

The date had gone far better than Perry had ever imagined it would.

"Hurry, help me out of this dress!"  Angela cried as they returned to her apartment.

Perry's nervous fingers trembled as he unzipped the back of her dress and fairly well ripped the garment from her body.

"Do it now! Please! Now!" she shouted.

Perry began rubbing and stroking,  ever striving toward full and total satisfaction.   

More!  More!!  Harder!!!  Harder!!!!!

Finally, he was spent. 

"Didja get the ketchup stain out?" called Angela from the next room.

"Yeah, kinda," Perry replied.  "Maybe you ought hang this thing outside now to dry."

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My first X-rated post for the Friday Fictioneers!  That is, X-rated as in X marks the spot where the ketchup stain used to be.

Wherever the stain was, the picture prompt is up above and the story's below, and this week I came in (poor word choice!) at a respectable 102 words, two above the prescribed limit. If you're ready to slip into something more comfortable for the other Friday Fictioneers, well, X marks the spot to find them here.

"More!  OMG!  Please More!"   Yep, more Flash Fiction next week.

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57 comments:

  1. Renee Schuls-JacobsonMay 29, 2013 at 10:37 PM

    Oh Perry! You tease!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 29, 2013 at 10:40 PM

      I had to do something to get you to come over!

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  2. janetMay 29, 2013 at 11:09 PM

    Haha! Good one, Perry.

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    1. Perry BlockMay 29, 2013 at 11:13 PM

      The only problem is, it's a huge let-down for me too!

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  3. Cee MartinezMay 30, 2013 at 1:23 AM

    ;) ... stains are indeed naughty business tho!

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  4. Perry BlockMay 30, 2013 at 1:28 AM

    Talk about naughty business! You should be ashamed of yourself writing so graphically about Ms. Galore and Mr. Robin!

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  5. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 1:28 AM

    Perry, you really assaulted my senses with the peppering of spice in your story. Phew! I had take off my coat! Plus you made me laugh a lot! A word of unsolicited advice. Don't ever go into professional dry cleaning!

    Is your banner new? I LOVE it!!












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    1. Perry BlockMay 30, 2013 at 1:36 AM

      Given my talents in the story, a dry cleaning business may be the only way I'm likely to meet women.

      Had the banner a short time, though I don't understand where the artist got the idea I'm a hapless, harried, insecure guy. What an imagination he must have!

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  6. Marian AllenMay 30, 2013 at 8:07 AM

    Where do you live? 'Cause it's Thursday, where I am.

    Loved the story, Mr. B. You crack-a me up!

    Marian Allen
    Fantasies, mysteries, comedies, recipes

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    1. Perry BlockMay 30, 2013 at 8:20 AM

      Thank you, Chico Marx! I was so excited I jumped the gun.

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  7. JaneneMay 30, 2013 at 8:21 AM

    Ha ha! You had me going there. Absolutely loved it!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 30, 2013 at 8:27 AM

      Had you going? I thought I had Angela going!

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  8. TrudyMay 30, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    Oh dear, oh dear, there's a semi- clothed Angela in the next room and you're playing with her dress? For shame Perry! Step up for the dry cleaning bill and pop next door!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 30, 2013 at 9:22 AM

      I'd love to pop next door but I think I'd get popped! The date didn't go that well ...

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  9. John Nixon The SupercargoMay 30, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    I laughed :)

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  10. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    Oh dear. '-)
    Good one, Perry!

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  11. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    Don't worry, there are lots of women who are turned on by a man who actually cleans stuff!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 31, 2013 at 12:43 AM

      Yes, but all they ever want to do is watch me scour.

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  12. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 12:08 PM

    Made me chuckle. Award yourself a virtual "like".

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  13. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    In all honesty, I could see it coming from a mile away, but ... it was funny as hell!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 31, 2013 at 12:44 AM

      In all honesty, you must have realized I could never get that lucky and you were right!

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  14. Sandra CrookMay 30, 2013 at 2:58 PM

    I didn't see it coming... but I don't get out much. And certainly not to any place where ketchup is available. :) Nice one, made me grin.

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    1. Perry BlockMay 31, 2013 at 12:45 AM

      Ketchup is the ultimate aphrodisiac! Or is that catsup?

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  15. UnknownMay 30, 2013 at 3:22 PM

    Darn it I was hoping it was erotica. Good story though. Giggle.

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  16. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 3:32 PM

    OMG..how gallant..silly man. I am going to go take a cold shower now.

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  17. AnonymousMay 30, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    Oh Perry, you old trickster!!! Got me good with that one! I can always count on a good laugh when I come your way. And for that I salute you!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 31, 2013 at 12:46 AM

      I was hoping to do some saluting myself, if you catch my drift!

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  18. tedstrutzMay 30, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    What desperation... to use your own name in a story... All I could think of as I read, was that why couldn't it be Angelique instead of Angela.

    Good one!

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    1. Perry BlockMay 31, 2013 at 12:47 AM

      Nobody would ever believe I could get me an Angelique!

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  19. Perry BlockMay 31, 2013 at 12:47 AM

    Thank you, Libby, always great to see you wherever I am!

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  20. Elizabeth LeeMay 31, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    Well done!

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  21. AnonymousMay 31, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    I live for innuendo!

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    1. Perry BlockJune 1, 2013 at 12:55 AM

      Now at long last you've got a reason to live!

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  22. BetaRulesMay 31, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Sweet. (RogRites)

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  23. AnonymousMay 31, 2013 at 10:49 PM

    You got to stop spilling ketchup on your dates and convincing them to come to your apartment so you can wash them out. It's getting old, and besides it's not working - except that us neighbors get to see all these different clothes hanging from your fire escape and know that you're at it again.

    Fun piece so to speak. Randy

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    1. Perry BlockJune 1, 2013 at 12:59 AM

      It sure isn't working. Once I get the stain out, I'm out too! But it's nice my neighbors are enjoying the fashion show outside my apartment ... Thanks for so speaking, Randy.

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  24. AnonymousJune 1, 2013 at 1:54 AM

    Perry, I should have expected as much from you with this pretty little dress! Very funny. I worked with the idea of stain as well, but not nearly as colorful as yours. - Amy

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    1. Perry BlockJune 1, 2013 at 6:15 AM

      I'm so happy everyone's enjoying the fact that only way I can get a woman to take off her clothes is squirt them with Ketchup! Thanks, Amy!

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  25. brudbergJune 1, 2013 at 2:24 AM

    Perry, anyone that can get out the damn spot will make his way to a lady's heart (did you say ketchup ?)

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    1. Perry BlockJune 1, 2013 at 6:17 AM

      I seem only to be able to make my way to to the lady's stomach, as in nausea. Oh, well, at least I got most of the stain out!

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  26. Rochelle Wisoff-FieldsJune 1, 2013 at 7:39 AM

    Perrotica indeed! Yep. Saw it coming and didn't think to duck. You made me laugh.

    shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Perry BlockJune 1, 2013 at 7:43 AM

      Oh, you gotta duck or you get squirted with ketchup! And my cleaning days are over ...

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  27. UnknownJune 1, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    Ah...hhh Perry, the classic story of looking for ketchup in all the wrong places! :)

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    1. Perry BlockJune 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM

      And all I ever find is love, damn it! Thanks for writing, Penny.

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  28. AnonymousJune 2, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    LOL brilliant ^^

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  29. DobsonJune 3, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    Perry you sure amped up the excitement just leave us wanting for more!

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  30. RussellJune 3, 2013 at 1:01 PM

    Too bad you weren't there to teach Monica Lewinsky your stain removal techniques. Of course, that would have meant SHE would have to come over to YOUR apartment and remove her dress. While she's there, she could tour the Presidential Library.

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    1. Perry BlockJune 3, 2013 at 11:04 PM

      Somehow I think she already got the complete tour. As for my Presidential Library, no one has ever signed up for it!

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