tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post6720032075331826074..comments2024-01-30T01:49:53.266-05:00Comments on Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute: The Break UpPerry Blockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-80711795373742241202013-04-03T03:00:18.970-04:002013-04-03T03:00:18.970-04:00Carrie, Russell is a heartless cad, but don't ...Carrie, Russell is a heartless cad, but don't worry --- I've fixed him good. I've been having ACTUAL sex with his fantasy girlfriend! <br /><br />Which is a pretty neat trick because she's a composite of three real people and doesn't exist. Keeps me hopping ...Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-2059179626461643062013-04-03T02:55:58.417-04:002013-04-03T02:55:58.417-04:00A swelled head is exactly what I'm aiming for,...A swelled head is exactly what I'm aiming for, Russell! Ba-ding-ding!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-65568781538005028842013-04-03T02:54:48.159-04:002013-04-03T02:54:48.159-04:00She loves pretend flowers, Clark; bet you'll b...She loves pretend flowers, Clark; bet you'll be pretend nailing her in no time! Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-48731888455646783682013-04-03T02:48:54.461-04:002013-04-03T02:48:54.461-04:00I'm sorry, Carrie, but I need some distance. I...I'm sorry, Carrie, but I need some distance. I'm going to have to fantasize that you are off in some cockamamie far off country like New Zealand getting some cockamamie graduate degree or other. Don't worry; it'll only be for two years.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-35053970879121512132013-04-02T18:37:31.807-04:002013-04-02T18:37:31.807-04:00I'm showing up at Carrie's place with a bo...I'm showing up at Carrie's place with a bouquet of pretend flowers... and nothing else!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04886503955676399289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-54895149370107220672013-04-02T17:46:42.050-04:002013-04-02T17:46:42.050-04:00Perry,
Ultimately, I think this is for the best....Perry, <br /><br />Ultimately, I think this is for the best. You can still fantasize that I am your friend if it helps. I will however be needing back all the money you fantasized about borrowing from me.<br /><br />Your "friend," <br /><br />CarrieAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17793875998545796607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-69471208312949475172013-04-02T17:44:34.842-04:002013-04-02T17:44:34.842-04:00Hey, have some heart. I'm newly dumped and alr...Hey, have some heart. I'm newly dumped and already you're setting him up with your former fantasy girl. What did i do to you?<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17793875998545796607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-20107282949443618422013-04-02T17:42:49.437-04:002013-04-02T17:42:49.437-04:00What the hell, Perry! Already fantasizing about so...What the hell, Perry! Already fantasizing about somebody else... Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17793875998545796607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-378216138933271812013-03-29T00:09:24.557-04:002013-03-29T00:09:24.557-04:00I just killed the ogre! It's you and me, DPB ...I just killed the ogre! It's you and me, DPB ...Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-7202348641373324492013-03-28T12:13:06.260-04:002013-03-28T12:13:06.260-04:00I'm on the ogre's shoulders, guess what pa...I'm on the ogre's shoulders, guess what part you get. :D xxxxxCee Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13696871323626341142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-7676152577499544282013-03-27T10:48:27.753-04:002013-03-27T10:48:27.753-04:00Don't get swelled heads or anything, but I thi...Don't get swelled heads or anything, but I think this is one of your better posts. I actually learned something useful. I've been wanting to break up with my fantasy for several months now, but didn't know how to bring it up without devastating her. I guess there's no easy way to do it, rejection always hurts.<br /><br />I know what I'll do--I'll tell her what a great fantasizer YOU are. Maybe you can pick her up on the rebound to help soften the blow.Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02951989303915273807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-73561935225077734262013-03-27T06:45:12.884-04:002013-03-27T06:45:12.884-04:00Okay then! I'm picturing you, me, and that gi...Okay then! I'm picturing you, me, and that giant ogre in the first Harry Potter movie. First I take off my shirt and ... are you paying attention? Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-74415047894202320022013-03-27T00:54:24.708-04:002013-03-27T00:54:24.708-04:00Whatevs, I can take anyone's fantasy on....Whatevs, I can take anyone's fantasy on....Cee Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13696871323626341142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-5742258730280018782013-03-26T23:54:45.888-04:002013-03-26T23:54:45.888-04:00Libby, pardon me if I don't write much of a me...Libby, pardon me if I don't write much of a message back to you; I'm just so incredibly bored...Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-14888849083352842922013-03-26T23:53:20.380-04:002013-03-26T23:53:20.380-04:00Terrible pun, especially from a professor!
As for...Terrible pun, especially from a professor!<br /><br />As for field of dreams, frankly none of my fantasies took place in a field and absolutely none involved Kevin Costner ...<br /><br />Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-5967081033241059212013-03-26T23:51:21.935-04:002013-03-26T23:51:21.935-04:00Don't worry, Jena! There is and will always be...Don't worry, Jena! There is and will always be only room for you in my fantasies.<br /><br />Who the fuck are you anyway? Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-91698487006265512622013-03-26T19:19:45.217-04:002013-03-26T19:19:45.217-04:00Perry, life must be boring for you if you're f...Perry, life must be boring for you if you're fantasizing this now. They say when we're bored, we tend to think about sex more. LOL!!<br />Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00741673047500952873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-32209528357883569312013-03-26T09:10:52.196-04:002013-03-26T09:10:52.196-04:00Is this a twist on "Field of Dreams"...&...Is this a twist on "Field of Dreams"..."if you fantasize it, she will come." <br /><br />Oops. Bad pun. <br /><br />;)K.B. Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09510886155613873085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-46576812386232066032013-03-26T06:26:23.568-04:002013-03-26T06:26:23.568-04:00Oh Perry, you promised! I won't be two timed b...Oh Perry, you promised! I won't be two timed by another woman. There should be only room for me in your fantasies.Jena Eldredgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01501148354108426222noreply@blogger.com