tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post650027834566832313..comments2024-01-30T01:49:53.266-05:00Comments on Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute: Ambrose, the Lobster Lover (FF)Perry Blockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-30250301315102623832015-11-03T10:28:06.690-05:002015-11-03T10:28:06.690-05:00True. They scream and also say their prayers in H...True. They scream and also say their prayers in Hebrew. But, damn me, I still eat 'em! Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-58749385812642247582015-11-03T10:21:42.825-05:002015-11-03T10:21:42.825-05:00I was always told you had to boil 'em head dow...I was always told you had to boil 'em head down in the water or you could hear them scream. That thought alone keeps me from eating lobster.JE Lilliehttp://jospehelonlillie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-17334143664564568952015-11-02T17:18:55.990-05:002015-11-02T17:18:55.990-05:00Here I'll murder one for you and you can try i...Here I'll murder one for you and you can try it.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-47115562063059295782015-11-02T14:54:07.047-05:002015-11-02T14:54:07.047-05:00I love the language the waiter uses! I've neve...I love the language the waiter uses! I've never actually had lobster but I hear it's tasty.dralimanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16406990786992208063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-89485960363604217752015-11-02T13:58:06.827-05:002015-11-02T13:58:06.827-05:00Laugh your ass off, is what I'd prefer.Laugh your ass off, is what I'd prefer.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-2530944274904891782015-11-02T12:41:09.410-05:002015-11-02T12:41:09.410-05:00good one. i'm stumped. i don't know whet...good one. i'm stumped. i don't know whether to laugh or cry. <br /><br />plaridelhttp://plaridel.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-42668817533956857312015-11-01T16:42:44.122-05:002015-11-01T16:42:44.122-05:00I tend to like it alive and without eyes, but mayb...I tend to like it alive and without eyes, but maybe that's just me.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-43439527875801803952015-11-01T16:41:44.285-05:002015-11-01T16:41:44.285-05:00You mean you're going to murder those poor tom...You mean you're going to murder those poor tomatoes?!!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-54340184483396838632015-11-01T16:41:08.168-05:002015-11-01T16:41:08.168-05:00The day you make a negative comment, Eve, is the d...The day you make a negative comment, Eve, is the day I have to hire you for extensive therapy!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-52646010413709302482015-11-01T16:40:25.285-05:002015-11-01T16:40:25.285-05:00And you should hear what the waiter says when the ...And you should hear what the waiter says when the customer asks him to bring some "braised humans."Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-64126984416425221112015-11-01T16:39:24.307-05:002015-11-01T16:39:24.307-05:00I was with you until "gulit." You must ...I was with you until "gulit." You must have meant "guilt." Oh, and I'm not paying, even if you do bring your own bib with a picture of a lobster on it. Thanks, Randy!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-9511012729391355852015-11-01T14:34:57.832-05:002015-11-01T14:34:57.832-05:00Nice and funny take on the prompt.
We bought lobs...Nice and funny take on the prompt.<br /><br />We bought lobster once (in sale at shoprite)..and the store steamed it for us. My 10 yr son, who loves lobster, kept saying, "It's got eyes..how can we eat it"? and he was stressed out about it...until I eventually beheaded the lobster and disposed of the offending remains :)<br /><br />We like our food : dead and without eyesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-35134086404518325272015-10-31T14:59:33.640-04:002015-10-31T14:59:33.640-04:00Geez...way to ruin it for me!
I guess I will have ...Geez...way to ruin it for me!<br />I guess I will have a salad tonight. Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16240178077269198340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-69500724705369596102015-10-30T19:34:20.800-04:002015-10-30T19:34:20.800-04:00Loved the piece. Hilarious! Your comments are pric...Loved the piece. Hilarious! Your comments are priceless. Rufeinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18381336189620290669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-21056434167623201862015-10-30T01:06:55.154-04:002015-10-30T01:06:55.154-04:00Ha! Ha! I like the waiter, though I suspect he mig...Ha! Ha! I like the waiter, though I suspect he might be vegan. What if Ambrose had asked for lamb? <br />"Will you have the tender lamb sir? We removed him from his mother and killed it at a young age just for you."Subrotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09201941160294779130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-89745533515297391362015-10-29T19:12:38.516-04:002015-10-29T19:12:38.516-04:00If you're paying, I'll be more than happy ...If you're paying, I'll be more than happy to issue the death warrants.<br />I like my lobsters boiled - not baked, steamed, nor, as Bond would say, stirred nor shaken.<br />I bmob -<br /><br /> bring my own bib.<br /><br />Also, I carry my own weight in gulit.<br /><br />Randy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-92028647486603273012015-10-29T17:05:24.733-04:002015-10-29T17:05:24.733-04:00In a way, it's no worse than cutting off the h... In a way, it's no worse than cutting off the head of a chicken. However, I understand that in its last moments each chicken is read that passage from "A Tale of Two Cities," that it is a "far, far better thing that I do," which makes the chicken feel noble and purposeful. <br />Maybe we could do something like that for the poor lobster.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-78814568249060779512015-10-29T17:00:36.933-04:002015-10-29T17:00:36.933-04:00I think he needs a new job, something like landsca...I think he needs a new job, something like landscaping: "First we massacre all the crabgrass, then we slaughter the garden pests, then we annihilate you with our excessive bill."Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-40519348864695017522015-10-29T16:57:48.181-04:002015-10-29T16:57:48.181-04:00I kid Republicans, because they're an easy tar...I kid Republicans, because they're an easy target for my generally liberal audience (of about 6 people). Should I begin to get more conservative followers, well, God Bless that NRA!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-57032210524210704462015-10-29T16:55:15.727-04:002015-10-29T16:55:15.727-04:00I've heard that boiling a lobster is less pain...I've heard that boiling a lobster is less painful than it seems, but I have heard lobsters cry out "you know, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." A fresh whole lobster shouldn't make you sick. Wonder if you ate a lobster tail, which is a different animal and comes frozen to the restaurant. They don't taste as good and can be spotty.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-20776957048307057762015-10-29T16:51:30.729-04:002015-10-29T16:51:30.729-04:00Good for you for whatever reason, humanitarian or ...Good for you for whatever reason, humanitarian or heath. I let the majority of lobsters live these days too, primarily because I can't afford lobster.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-50306473566068350732015-10-29T16:50:06.551-04:002015-10-29T16:50:06.551-04:00No ink? Well, then do you want the special blue i...No ink? Well, then do you want the special blue ink sauce?Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-56153389875068814602015-10-29T16:41:16.939-04:002015-10-29T16:41:16.939-04:00Jellyfish?! Is there a Peanut Butter Fish too?Jellyfish?! Is there a Peanut Butter Fish too?Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-67579301079276702592015-10-29T16:39:03.967-04:002015-10-29T16:39:03.967-04:00I've heard that clams frequently come back to ...I've heard that clams frequently come back to haunt their killers. Some people have been "footed" to death. Good luck, Alicia!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-48807479994752800362015-10-29T16:37:53.142-04:002015-10-29T16:37:53.142-04:00Problem is he now has his eyes fixed on the lobste...Problem is he now has his eyes fixed on the lobster named "Old Methusela." Looks like Ambrose may starve to death!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.com