tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post6308705565543074783..comments2024-01-30T01:49:53.266-05:00Comments on Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute: I Drink, Therefore I SpillPerry Blockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-34645129040791300302016-10-04T14:52:29.063-04:002016-10-04T14:52:29.063-04:00I can tell we're spilldred spirits. (Boy, was ...I can tell we're spilldred spirits. (Boy, was that a stretch!)Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-65687483438526513402016-10-04T13:54:15.140-04:002016-10-04T13:54:15.140-04:00At least you're an equal-opportunity spiller. ...At least you're an equal-opportunity spiller. This is why Shout Wipes were invented--you are not alone in your suffering. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-64239527373605065492016-10-04T13:46:21.793-04:002016-10-04T13:46:21.793-04:00Yes, I'll have to stay away from Atlantic City...Yes, I'll have to stay away from Atlantic City from now on. They're having enough trouble without me taking out two or three casinos. As for nursing at the breast, I'd sure like to have that opportunity now. Only problem is my spill gene would get very excited and watch out, cheap watered-down Bud Light! Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-57149875416927695182016-10-04T11:01:07.161-04:002016-10-04T11:01:07.161-04:00I'm not a doctor, but I've always wanted t...I'm not a doctor, but I've always wanted to play one on TV. My guess is, you were bottle fed as a baby and never given the opportunity to nurse at the breast until you were at least 35. By then, your Spill Genes were so far developed that you could even spill a can of Carnation Evaporated Milk without even puncturing the container. <br /><br />There's no telling what kind of natural disaster you would cause if you got close to a large body of water. It's very possible that one of your ancestors was the last Israelite to make it through the Red Sea, and his inept Spill Gene caused the sea walls to collapse on Pharaoh and his Egyptian army.<br /><br />Please stay away from the Hoover Dam, the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, and my bottle of beer.Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02951989303915273807noreply@blogger.com