tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post5328437030315323131..comments2024-01-30T01:49:53.266-05:00Comments on Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute: The Truth About ColumbusPerry Blockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-89404966646269159532013-10-16T02:08:14.501-04:002013-10-16T02:08:14.501-04:00Ah, Lady J, you warm the cockles. You thought I ...Ah, Lady J, you warm the cockles. You thought I was going to say of my heart, but no, just the cockles. <br /><br />Yes, except for the fact that Columbus was an asshole, this story is fiction. How do we know? Because if we were characters Columbus made up, we'd all have been dismembered by now. And don't worry, a vampire is coming up soon, though probably not in this story. Columbus is blood sucker enough.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-17816744169607568012013-10-16T00:57:40.220-04:002013-10-16T00:57:40.220-04:00First, Columbus was really a prick. For sure.
Sec...First, Columbus was really a prick. For sure.<br /><br />Second, you sir, made history more fun. However, please do not tell this tale to any children who are actually learning about US history for the first time... tell snarky adults who just want to be amused. I suggest you make this a full-length thing and publish it if you're willing to include a few zombies and a vampire. You must keep on trend.N/Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03820833129046528089noreply@blogger.com