tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post1282277339204437229..comments2024-01-30T01:49:53.266-05:00Comments on Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute: This Time I'm Afraid It's DifferentPerry Blockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-5236043068987520152014-09-04T23:47:37.349-04:002014-09-04T23:47:37.349-04:00I'd try it but my dental hygienist is 350 poun...I'd try it but my dental hygienist is 350 pounds and looks like Steven Wright.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-55347336202491490212014-09-03T00:09:57.687-04:002014-09-03T00:09:57.687-04:00Reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright jok...Reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes:<br /><br />"My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-90126439117723534042014-09-02T20:44:41.479-04:002014-09-02T20:44:41.479-04:00I love that! Thanks, RussellI love that! Thanks, RussellPerry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-79486154678415525782014-09-02T17:20:48.171-04:002014-09-02T17:20:48.171-04:00As you probably know, Perry. We invented the tooth...As you probably know, Perry. We invented the toothbrush in Arkansas. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02951989303915273807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-37965981933182541782014-09-01T21:09:36.382-04:002014-09-01T21:09:36.382-04:00Most tooth fairies are actually middle aged men wh...Most tooth fairies are actually middle aged men who surreptitiously leave money under their kids' pillows and hope not to get caught. Very few of them have wings. They probably deserve a pay raise more than anyone.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-3683075803176433992014-09-01T21:04:45.079-04:002014-09-01T21:04:45.079-04:00While the hastily composed story is based on actua...While the hastily composed story is based on actual facts, thank god some of the events depicted herein are fictional! Of course my dentist is in Borneo right now and refuses to come back! Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-12873652135552149522014-09-01T20:08:11.538-04:002014-09-01T20:08:11.538-04:00oh, poor dears...both the dentist and the patient!...oh, poor dears...both the dentist and the patient! your hastily composed story takes a good bite at flash fiction. or... is it fiction???Sunhttp://simplycsun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-61581230266917755472014-09-01T18:22:35.828-04:002014-09-01T18:22:35.828-04:00Those that are still living, yes I agree.Those that are still living, yes I agree.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-39897919305705943772014-09-01T07:06:36.089-04:002014-09-01T07:06:36.089-04:00I hear Tooth Fairies are negotiating a pay rise af...I hear Tooth Fairies are negotiating a pay rise after reading this. Subrotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09201941160294779130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-86296740487773894632014-08-31T19:35:49.540-04:002014-08-31T19:35:49.540-04:00Dentists and hygienists do not make enough money. ...Dentists and hygienists do not make enough money. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-82373049279796285142014-08-31T16:52:03.515-04:002014-08-31T16:52:03.515-04:00My alien are coming for you NOW, Randy!My alien are coming for you NOW, Randy!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-32312649347897805762014-08-31T16:51:21.640-04:002014-08-31T16:51:21.640-04:00Thanks, Susan. I've been brushing even since ...Thanks, Susan. I've been brushing even since I wrote it.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-88452371787483463202014-08-31T16:50:45.310-04:002014-08-31T16:50:45.310-04:00You too, Nan. I'm surprised you have time to ...You too, Nan. I'm surprised you have time to brush from the detailed comments you're always writing. Have a Listerine Coke and chill out! And have a good holiday ....Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-38336260965825054642014-08-31T16:48:23.873-04:002014-08-31T16:48:23.873-04:00Even with a whole regiment brushing my teeth proba...Even with a whole regiment brushing my teeth probably couldn't very much improve my dental care ...Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-53728471383017394222014-08-31T08:22:45.598-04:002014-08-31T08:22:45.598-04:00.... and that is how the Aliens devoured the Earth....... and that is how the Aliens devoured the Earth.<br /><br />Now little Perry Jr. Remember to brush your teeth every day unless you want to grow up like your father and destroy the world with your bad breath and horrible teeth.<br /><br />Fun stuff, Perry.<br /><br />RandyRandy Maziehttp://thewritersvillage.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-69514864734689561312014-08-31T02:53:02.360-04:002014-08-31T02:53:02.360-04:00Perry, I think something ate my first comment. Her...Perry, I think something ate my first comment. Here's a second one. That photo prompt seems even more disgusting now that it's supposed to be tooth tartar. Hilarious story as usual. : ) ---SusanP.S. Joshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115966559427725610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-13886722077244398562014-08-31T02:26:41.218-04:002014-08-31T02:26:41.218-04:00Dear Perry, Yuck - if that is what happens if you...Dear Perry, Yuck - if that is what happens if you don't brush - then I'm glad I brush. You have a funny dentist and 'Listerine Coke' just sounds WRONG! I'm drinking one right now. You are hilarious Perry! Are there really people who never brush their teeth? How do they stand to go to bed with gunk all over their teeth - you know me - I've now had 11 root canals and it's not from brushing - I got my bad from genes. My twin sister, Ann and I both have bad teeth - but we still have them. Oh well - I'm running on again - have a good week Perry! Nan :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-27361904491393251372014-08-30T23:42:36.030-04:002014-08-30T23:42:36.030-04:00Bleagh! Definitely needs a new brushing regimen! ...Bleagh! Definitely needs a new brushing regimen! o.OAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-29442889707160349522014-08-30T23:19:54.319-04:002014-08-30T23:19:54.319-04:00Somehow that's all I could see, but then again...Somehow that's all I could see, but then again I brush weekly (and weakly). But you know, Amy, chocolate morsels for kids isn't a bad idea, as long as we wash it down with Listerine Coke right afterwards!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-9470659370248625372014-08-30T20:22:19.026-04:002014-08-30T20:22:19.026-04:00Yikes! My mouth hurts. I could see how you would s...Yikes! My mouth hurts. I could see how you would see dental decay with this one. I think kids might actually brush with toothpaste if it had chocolate morsels. The bubble gum flavor is not fooling them! Funny stuff, Perry. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-51581327550585330502014-08-30T19:29:43.298-04:002014-08-30T19:29:43.298-04:00I'm nothing like that for real! In fact I'...I'm nothing like that for real! In fact I'm thinking of upping my brushing to three or four days a week. Love that Crest with Chocolate Morsels!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-28858424050848288502014-08-30T19:09:59.901-04:002014-08-30T19:09:59.901-04:00Having worked at a dental office I can relate to t...Having worked at a dental office I can relate to this sad tale of "once a week" brushing. Sad to say, some people NEVER brush and can't wait to get dentures. Yikes! Well done.Aliciahttp://lishwriter.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com