It’s February 2, 2017, and as usual all eyes today are on the small town
of Punxsutawny PA. Every year folks flock to this hamlet in central Pennsylvania to get a good look at America’s most famous groundhog, Punxsutawny
Phil.
Yes, it's Groundhog Day,
the day Punxsutawny Phil pokes his head out of his burrow and makes a prediction as
to what all of us are going to experience in the days and weeks ahead.
If the groundhog sees his shadow, there will be four more years of Trump. If he does not, there will be
an early impeachment.
As hopeful crowds converge on Punxsutawny this morning, rumors circulate that the town's city fathers have been piping MSNBC into Phil's burrow. Why not encourage the most favorable result possible?
Okay, now, here comes Phil. SHIT!
He's wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap.
He's wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap.
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1 comment:
Crap, I was getting all excited about the early impeachment, then you cut my legs right from under me. Arrg.
Now, the rest of the Republicans are becoming mini-Trumps, changing rules and sneaking around to pass legislation while what few remaining Democrats we have gather in a corner to pout.
So sad, so sad.
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