FF- Friday Fictioneers
© J. Hardy Carroll
It seemed too good to be true.
A man named Kropotkin had invented a device for bending at the waist,
lowering your rear end downward, and resting it on a flat surface!
What a
boon to humankind! No longer having to lie down whenever you became tired
of standing. They called it "Kropotkin's Chair." I have no idea
what the word chair meant.
I was invited into the Hall
of Chairs to try out the incredible device.
Over 20 of us sat down, as
they called it.
Suddenly Kropotkin burst into the
room. “Get up, everyone, we’ve discovered something terrible!”
“What’s that?” I cried.
“Once you have a chair, there’s a
horrible thing that follows called a job!”
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How many of you remember the initial experiments with chairs? Unfortunately they were not able to separate jobs from chairs, so there you are right now, closing the books on sales of toilet seats for May instead of lying down.
Perhaps the takes of the other Friday Fictioneers on the picture prompt above will be more positive.
On the other hand, speaking of toilet seats, without Kropotkin we wouldn't have them either!
I have to say that was a blow to progress... I hate Kropotkin... what's wrong with recliners.
ReplyDeleteRecliner? What's that? We've only just invented the chair.
DeleteAnd it will get worse still when desks get invented. You're quite mad, Perry. But I like that in a man.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you like it, Sandra. If only a woman on this side of the ocean did.
DeletePersonally, I prefer the hammock! :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll get busy inventing one.
DeleteTrying to comment for the 4th time!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Died laughing! Almost fell out of my chair!
Fell out of what???
DeleteHilarious, Perry. How quickly the idea spread. Squatting became practically obsolete. The invention of work which followed was unfortunate. It's having a serious effect on our health. Well done. :D --- Suzanne
ReplyDeleteThanks, Suzanne! I'm going to try to get you one of them newfangled chairs and detach the job part first.
DeleteThanks, Perry. I'm retired. The only work I do now is writing. I could do that in a lounge chair, though. That would be great. :D ---- Suzanne
DeleteJob is related to that four-letter word I hate known as WORK.
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to milk cows on a three-legged Kropotkin, which as I recall was invented by Dr. Kropotkin's smarter brother, Earl.
The family would have been fondly remembered by history had it not been for that whole job/work thing.
Yeah, if only Earl had been in charge of the chair and his idiot brother the three-legged Kropotkin. What a better world!
DeleteI always preferred lieing down. I knew I was doing something right...
ReplyDeleteMe too. Kropotkin did us no favors!
DeleteYou mean if we can get rid of chairs, we can do away with jobs, too?! Let's get on this right way. Or, I vote for recliners. Very funny, you are.
ReplyDeleteI vote for recliners with electric massagers. Or human massagers, but I'd get some guy named Bruno.
Deleteit's what maybe called sitting on the job. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd now we can, instead of lying down on it.
DeleteOh no! lol
ReplyDeleteOh, yes. Now take your newfangled seat!
DeleteCursed chairs! I think I prefer to go back to lying down! ;-)
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