Baa Baa Black Sheep

"Baa Baa Black Sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full.

One for my master
And one for my dame
And one for the little boy

Who lives down the lane.

Baa Baa Black Sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full."

"Quick, we'll have to escape on foot, they've disabled the car!"

"It's no use, we're surrounded!"

"Who knew when you get kidnapped by a flock of  sheep they make you sing that wretched song over and over and over again!"

"Look out!  Here comes the leader!"

"Baa Baa Black Sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full ...."

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I think you folks will have to admit that this tidy tale of terror rates right up there with the classic horror stories of the great Kz Morano.  Let's hope you never find yourself schlepped away by sheep, or taken on the lam by lambs, or fleeced by the fleecy - or something or other like that - as in my contribution to this week's Friday Fictioneers  based on the picture prompt above.

I wouldn't try to chop my way out either or you'll get a good swift kick by a leg of lamb. Maybe the other Fictioneers have some ideas how to get us all out of this stew. Click here to check it out.

The shear audacity of these sheep!    OMG, it's time to sing everybody ....