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Thursday, September 19, 2013

Only Yesterday


"Is that really me? Is that really how I look?"

Eustace paused to regard himself in the reflective glass storefront en route to his weekly doctor appointment. It seemed only yesterday he was young and vibrant, but now he gazed upon a neck sagging to his shirt collar, wrinkles from forehead to chin, and a body shaped like a pear.  

Only yesterday.

Eustace sat in his doctor's office. "Eustace," said Dr. Jim, "I'm afraid there's a problem. "

"Oh, doctor, don't tell me!" protested Eustace. "It seems only yesterday I was young and vibrant."

"It was only yesterday, you idiot, and that's the problem!"

"What?"  

"Your bizarre obsession with Halloween! You don't have to wear that costume for another month and a half!"

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Would that the years were a costume we could put on and take off  just like Eustace!  That's the morale of my contribution this week to the Fantastic Flying Friday Fictioneers as based upon the picture prompt above.

Nature will drape that costume upon you sooner than you know, so whatever it is you want to do, go do it, do it now, and don't let anything hold you back, least of all that most worthless and unprofitable commodity known as fear. And don't hold back from digging into the offerings and  life lessons of the many other wise Fictioneers as well, all available by clicking here.

Well, I've got me one consolation: at least I can take off this false rubber nose .......  OOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!

33 comments:

  1. Ah I so wish these wrinkles were a mask. ;-) Um, but I'm not pulling on my nose either! haha! Fun stuff.

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    1. They seem to be making so many wrinkled masks these days, but what's really amazing is why so many people buy them!

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  2. Ah, now I see what ails me! Nice one, an early morning grin from me and that's saying something.

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  3. oh god i'm glad it wasn't permanent! haha for a while there i thought poor eustace aged in a matter of 24 hours.
    "Would that the years were a costume we could put on and take off" i wish

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    1. I understand Eustace is only 24. He deserves to have that costume stick on for good!

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  4. Oh, so that's what's wrong with me. It's just a "chubby old lady" costume! Can I take it off now, please?

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    1. Yeah, just help me get this "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute with the big nose and the sunken eyes" suit off first. It seems to be stuck!

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  5. I didn't chuckle, Perry. You made me laugh out loud. However, I am trying to figure out what possible costume the poor guy is wearing - and why he is wearing it now. I love his name. I love that you used "young and vibrant" twice in your story - and I love the way we were all relating to getting old, before you pulled the rug out from under our shaky legs.

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  6. already prepping for Halloween, Perry? Every time I look in the mirror I ask who that old guy is, but no one seems to know. Great use of the prompt, brother. A very witty story.

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    1. Thanks, Russell. That old guy in the mirror is probably the same old guy in my mirror. Why does he go around doing this?

      We've got to find him and kill him!

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  7. Oh Eustace, you and your bad memory! I'm sure you don't remember me borrowing 50 bucks from you a week back, so let's let that be. And I like that you're so prepared for Halloween, you seriously got into character.

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    1. Actually I do remember and it was $5,000. So pay up or Eustace will start appearing in your mirror from now on!

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  8. Oh, a good laugh today!! Yes, are we thinking of our Halloween costume already? Or, perhaps this no fear message is based on last week's birthday. That was last week, right?! Always a pleasure, Perry.

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    1. It's funny. I've been wearing this costume for years now always to be ready for next Halloween. I guess that's silly me being 32 and all!

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  9. That one was well worth the laugh!!!
    I was really feeling sorry for the guy. Now, I REALLY feel sorry for him.
    Scott
    Mine: http://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2013/09/18/friday-fictioneers-ff-good-will-bride-pg13/

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    1. Why feel sorry for him? Imagine all the candy he's going to get at Halloween from people feeling sorry for him!

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  10. Dear Perry,

    You are one delightfully warped individual. You have no idea how much I needed to laugh at this moment. Does this mean that I can take off the costume and I'll look 18 again? Love it! Love it!

    shalom

    Rochelle

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    1. In my case I'm hoping I can take off the costume and look 62 again! Thanks, Rochelle.

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  11. Dear Perry,

    Put this in your top three for me, buddy. I laughed out loud as i read this. Sad to say, Halloween is only a few weeks away and I'm wearing his costume, too.

    Aloha,

    Doug

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    1. Well, take it off then, Doug! Here I'll get you some cold cream.

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    1. Thanks, Doreen. You're laughing on the outside, I'm dying on the inside!

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  13. Perry, you're such a doozey (that's deep South for "writer dressed up in old man's Halloween costume)! My old lady costume is in the attic. Thank goodness it's not quite time to put it on! Joy Ross Davis

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    1. You have an old lady costume? I've never seen it on you!

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  14. Hi Perry,
    I've seen a lot of people dressing too young for their age, but yet to see anyone dressing too old, so your story broke new ground. And for that reason, the ending was a total surprise. Ron

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    1. Thanks, Ron. I've got to jump into my ripped jeans, tie-dyed shirt, and sandals now and run down to see Canned Heat, but I know exactly what you mean!

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    1. Groan? No, it's more of a Ba-ding, ding, ding, ding!

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  16. Excellent! I am considering taking my mask off for Halloween...but that would be just too horrible.

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    1. Well, how do you think Cher feels when she takes her mask off every night?

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